Tuesday June 20, 2007

GEMINI
May 21st - Jun 22nd

Not getting the respect you deserve at home and at work? Midweek, your ruler spends his last days in your hopes and wishes zone. Stand up for yourself and refuse to bow to pressure or do anyone's bidding.... Your well of girls and guys has dried up and you may have to do with one or two love interests versus the stable you had last month. Now that you've narrowed down the field, don't risk loosing them by being a flake, come on admit it, you know you can be. Be proactive with lonely friends by taking them on double/blind dates with you and your latest future-partner and one of their cronies. Sure it can be disastrous setting people up. But what if it works out? Bonus points for you and your partner.

CANCER
Jun 22nd-Jul 22nd

You may be faced with having to snitch on an irresponsible coworker who's made a career out of dismantling all your hard work this week. And guess what? Snitching has never felt so good! While the presence of your lone, dentally challenged suitor has you questioning your existence right now, at least you have time to do the things you want to do, without having to squeeze dates in and around your hair appointments and "you time". Logical thinker Mercury schmoozes your hopes, wishes and friendship zone later in the week and you and your partner might clash over something that involves your relationship. Either agree to disagree or talk about it calmly over the weekend.

LEO
Jul 23rd - Aug 22nd

Harness all of that lioness energy this week and put effort into accomplishing something you have been banging on about for way too long. Indulge a business minded entrepreneurial friend and sign up for his or her wacky scheme. Quit working so hard to land a date or get someone's attention. You are coming across as way too stalker-ish and its not driving the potentials away. Play the game, be in the chase but not too much of the chaser, play hard to get if you can. Sometimes being grouchy works, your partner thinks of the make up sec you'll have and even pushes your button a little more. Fall into his or her trap. It will be well worth it.

VIRGO
Aug 23rd - Sep 22nd

We all know your detest hippie centric stuff like volunteer work, but this week, your investment in such a 'give back' activity could lead to new friends, career ideas and outrageous flirting with unwashed but strangely attractive people...Do not throw a tantrum, cry or flirt in order to get out of a work related after hours 'thing' which threatens to be the most boring, excruciating event you will ever have to attend. While you don't mind helping your partner out every now and again, they are a bit too needy right now for your liking. Let him or her know that you have your won stuff to worry about and that they have to learn to stand on their own two smelly feet for the next few weeks.

LIBRA
Sep 23 - Oct 23rd

No one will listen to your usual voice of reason this week so shut up and watch the fur fly. Try to be on time for a family function or friendly get together or you'll end up sitting on the kid's table or the set right next to the bathrooms. The Moon in your sign over the weekend restores some much-needed equilibrium to your world. If pretty much everyone in your world is driving you mad, hibernate and bake or ship till your drop. Either way you'll be happy. Scope out your partner's emotional availability before blurting out those loaded words (which could be anything from "I love you" to "we need to talk".) Timing is everything boys and girls.

SCORPIO
Oct 24th - Nov 21st

The insensitive dolts you call friends will either fib to you all week long or ask for a huge favor while you're having a mini breakdown this week. So much for you being their bff right? Had a great date last week and still haven't heard from him or her, despite those cute texts you sent them and the sort of saucy email? Back away from your mobile and computer now!! You're not know for your chatty Kathy ways, but with Mercury, the planet of 'talk is cheap' taking up residence in your relationship zone this week, you might surprise yourself and your partner with some of the things that come out of your mouth.

SAGITTARIUS
Nov 22nd - Dec 21st

A repairman will need to be summonsed this week, but alas, he's no romance-novel material and you can't wait until him and his butt crack pants disappear with way too much of your cash. And for you guys, having another 'dude' fixing stuff in your domain rattles you doesn't it? You're in need of some one on one action this week, so reach out to your ex this weekend for the last time or else you'll find yourself back in the same crappy relationship. You and your partner are tempted to splurge on impulse purchases this week, but try to be each other's voices of reason. Or take along your penny-pinching friend/relative along or better yet, leave the credit cars at home and pay cash!

CAPRICORN
Dec 22nd - Jan 19th

You can safely blow off work and call in sick or take a day off last minute this week. You've earned your stripes and anyway, you have job interviews to go on and a resume to spruce up right? If your ears are burning at some stage, it's because friends are gossiping kindly about you, all except one that is. You know who he or she is too and you've got some god dirt on them for later! Make sure your partner is 'on board' with your job quitting/switching/career moves at this time. While your are sure about what you are doing, it's a good idea to clue him or her in too or they might feel you're moving forward and leaving them behind.

AQUARIUS
Jan 20th - Feb 18th

You'll have luck networking midweek, but you'll have to put more effort into it, rather than simply handing out business cards and collecting them. The whole concept of 'following up' exists for a reason. A dating ephinany of sorts hits home hard over the weekend and you realize you've been wasting way too much time on not only losers, but other people's lowers as well (yes that strange mix of loser with a great girlfriend//boyfriend who on a 'break'). You're not joined at the hip to your partner, suggesting a night out with friends, his friends for him and your friends for you this weekend doesn't mean there's trouble in paradise.

PISCES
Feb 19th- Mar 20th

Make sure you put in for that vacay at work before someone else finds out your plans decides they to need a break. Psychic dreams keep you away midweek, but they're important so don't ignore them or try to block them via sleeping aids. There's a possibility that a fling will turn into a thing and you could find yourself not so single for the next few weeks. Don't try to turn it into a thing too soon, or you could be sitting home alone quicker than you have to be. Motivator Mars in your sign has you champing at the bit to make plans, make changes to pretty much everything and trying to hassle your partner into being as adventurous and brave as you are right now. Maybe he or she just wants to be left alone while you go out and conquer the world?

ARIES
Mar 21st - Apr 19th

Grab the ram by the horns and stride through life with the confidence of a woman in pantyhose or a guy with keys to a red Ferrari in his pocket. There is sure to be heaps of drama around you, something you eat up... come on and admit it!! Now that Saturn is forcing you to focus on your love life, you go at it with the determination you're renowned for. Too bad if the object of your desire isn't interested; he or she won't have much chance to escape your adoration, will they? Speak up now, nicely of course, if you have a little issue with your one and only. Chit-chatty Mercury spends his last few days in your sign so say it or bury it boys and girls.

TAURUS
Apr 20th - May 20th

Give credit where credit is due and try to be generous if a coworker is having a moment midweek (although you will have a huge chuckle at his or her expense later on won't you?) Chat him up Mercury lands in your sign over the weekend. You normally shy, quiet types find new ways to zoom in on the next love of your life and find ways to distract him or her from the variety of hoochies trying to get his attention with short skirts and way too much eye make up, or the rich dudes chatting up the girl you've got your eye on. Mercury helps you sort fact from fiction as Venus and Uranus create unexpected twists and turns in all your relationships, especially the one with your partner. If he or she is telling you complete crock, you'll soon find out.